Jamie: The hottest girl in the whole wide world with a passion for satisfying her perverse appetite.
Man1: Whoa whoa whoa!!! Did you see that hot girl at TGIF?
Man2: Yeah! Her appetite was a total Jamie!!!
Man1: Totes! I'd have to be a baller to ask her out on a date...
The most important quality in life is passion. And obviously I am an extremely passionate person. Passionate about satisfying my perverse appetite. This can sometimes complicate my exceptionally fit physique. I came to a point this summer where a juice detox was unavoidable. So obviously I did the most difficult BluePrint Cleanse Level III Excavation detox. Because I'm an overachiever and hardcore. A mere 890 calories in raw liquid form for 3 days. This was the worst idea in the world! I never have bad ideas, but not gona lie. This was a very bad bad bad idea. The juices tasted like poo but worse and the one juice I was waiting to drink cause it's supposed to be the tastiest one...the cashew milk had the consistency and taste of jizz. Gross. For a $195, was this worth it? Hell no. But I did the detox for 3 days. Because I am no quitter. I then immediately ate some meat and bacon and boozed it up.
KFC Skinwich
What to have for lunch? This is my eternal dilemma. I am currently experiencing this dilemma right at this exact moment in time. I saw this KFC burger with 5 layers of juicy fried chicken skin. Something I definitely want to try. This actually looks really delicious, especially after a night of heavy drinking. Exactly what I will be doing tonight.
Some crazy people were sharing their 2 cents. Now, let's review one of them below.
"The web went a bit drool-crazy yesterday over the announcement of KFC’s latest contribution to barf-inducing culinary inventions, the KFC Skinwich" -www.thesmokingjacket.com
I'm really confused by this statement because how can this skinwich make people go drool-crazy but be barf-inducing simultaneously. To drool means to show excessive pleasure or anticipation of pleasure whereas barf is a term of disgust. This person obviously doesn't know what they're talking about. Or maybe their engrish just bery bad. The only emotion this sandwich can bring to anyone is extreme pleasure. This is a fact.
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